Thursday Extreme Dream (October 12th, 2000)
WCEW's theme music, "Irresponsible Hate Anthem" by Marilyn Manson plays as WCEW Thursday eXtreme Dreams begins. The sold out crowd in Bayonne, New Jersey cheers. Blue pyros explode on the entrance ramp.
The scene opens backstage at WCEW Thursday eXtreme Dream, an "earlier today" is sprawled across the screen in bloodlike letters. Bonecrusher walks out of Tragedy's locker room, the camera zooms in and shows Tragedy sprawled out on the floor, unconscious.
"Greed, Hate, Envy" by Nelly begins to blare through the PA system...The Lights dim as Green and Brown pyro shoot through the air...When the lights return they're in Green and Brown...You can see a shadowy figure walk through the curtains...he looks around the arena...the crowd erupts...he begins to jog...he stops next to the ring...he takes off his shotgun and pulls his 9mm out of his shoe...he hands it to the ring announcer and slides into the ring...he stands in the corner and waits for the bell to ring... "Slip Inside This House" by Primal Scream plays over the PA. Telmah walks to the ring with no smile, he slaps the fans hands as he walks. He is carrying a small black book and is in no big hurry to get to the ring, When he gets in he just leans with his elbow against the top turnbuckle.
The match starts off with Telmah spitting in Justin's face, Justin rears back to punch Telmah in the jaw, but The lights go out and Natural born Killaz by Dr DRE and ICE CUBE, The blue and red Laser lights scan the arena. A Young black man steps out from the guerilla position. The fans immediatley recognize him, as the ex TWIZTID SOUL Member FULL CLIP. Telmah and Justin Time looking blankly at the man who is interupting their match. The Man walks down and slides into the ring with ease. He pulls a mic out of his back pocket. and speaks."Shut your mouths and listen BIATCH, for I have to take your ass to skool. In case y'all aint heard Im FULL CLIP, Thas right, and Im the new COMMISH The fans roar with Full CLIP chants This aint Texas and I aint no Sherrif, Im Black, Im a thug, and I will whip your ass. I will be the biggest asshole to alot of peepz that dont deserve to breath my air. Which reminds me, my first act as commish is to make this match a Razor Wire ring ropes Anything goes brawl... Falls count anywhere I HOPE ONE OF YOU FOOLS DIE!!! New Blood, y'all best recognize why Im doing this shiznit. IM FULL CLIP, YOU DONT KNOW ME!"
Full CLip throws the mic into the audience hitting some fat lady in the face, then walks out of the ring, and up the ramp. The scene cuts to a shot of backstage while the Ring crew fixes the ropes. Devin Foxx, is walking down the hallway, He looks into a mirror at the end of the hallway, seeing bonecrusher waiting, Hairspray and lighter in hand, He keeps walking anyway, but stops short of the extremely hot flames. The heat still blinds Devin for a second, but thats all Bonecrusher needs, Bonecrusher smashes Devin in the head with the can of hair spray, and grabs Devin's belt, running away, The EmT's checck Devin, The scene cuts back over.
Justin time, and Telmah stand in the ring, baffled as to who the hell the black guy was. Justin and Telmah lock up, Telmah getting the upperhand, Slams Justin to the ground, but Justin Reverses, and Sends Telmah sliding across the ring, inches from the Razor Wire. Justin gets to his feet, but so does Telmah, both men, exchange a few puches, and Telmah bounces off the Razor Wire, Blood drips from the gash on his back. Telmah, screams with pain, but Justin, Showing no worry Kicks him in the face, sending him flying out of the ring. Justin backs up, and leaps over the top rope, missing completely, Telmah moved just at the right moment. Telmah gets up first, and pulls a chair from ringside, he opens it up, and sets it down, Pulling Justin up by his hair, he Slaps a textbook DDT on the defensless Justin, Justin's faces collides with the Steel chair's seat with a sickening thud. Telmah then grabs the remaining loose, razor wire and wraps Justin up with it. He pulls Justin up, and goes for another DDT, but Justin reverses into a back body drop, and lands on him, both men cut to peices. Blood makes a thick puddle under them. Suddenly Psyko runs down weilding a large Santa Clause christmas Decoration. He Begins beating the life out of both men, laughing hysterically. He then pulls Telmah up, and throws him into the ring, He slides in, and begins beating him even more, relentless he keeps beating Telmah, telmah begins coughing up blood, and Justin gets to his feet. Justin slides into the ring, and Syko greets him with a Santa to the face, Justin falls unconscious landing on Telmah. The ref counts one...Two... THREE...............WINNER JUSTIN TIME. Psyko makes his exit.
In the back Kent miguel gets ready for the match Syko hits him from behind, with a giant baby bottle, sending kent smashing into the wall, he lays still, not moving...
The scene cuts to ringside where Vid stands waiting. The Commisioner's music hits, And he steps out from the back....
NOW Im gunna Count to ten Mutha Fucka, and If some body dont get they ass out here and Fight this fool Im gunna have to give him the win. 1....2.....3.....4.....5....6....7....8....9......"
Kent's music hits and he stumbles out. Barely making it to the ring, he slides in.
Vid immediatley attacks, landing several good boots to the back of Kent. Kent who obviously is in no position to wrestle, lies on the matt coughing up crimson. Vid Looks up to the sky, and begins to climb to the top turnbuckle. he signals for his finisher, and hits the LEAP OF FAITH. He goes for the pin, but breaks it after two... Devin Foxx, climbs out of the crowd weilding a Louisville Slugger, he crouches down behind the ring, and waits. Vid Climbs the turnbuckle again, Devin Hops up on the apron, and smashes him across the back of his knees. Vid Falls to the floor, Devin steps into the ring, looking to the screaming fans he drops the bat, and grabs Vid by around the neck, signalling for it, He runs up the turnbuckle....WAIT anD BLEED... he gets to his feet and yells "FUCK LIMP BIZKIT" pointing to his KRYONIK IMMORTALITY IS BETTER THAN LIMP BIZKIT shirt. He turns around and picks up the bat, Kent Miguel slowly rises, Devin hands him the bat, Kent nods, but Devin Kicks him in the gut, running up the Turnbuckle hitting Kent with the WAIT AND BLEED also. Devin throws Kent on top of Vid, and Walks out....THE REF makes the count...1....2.....3 YOUR WINNER KENT MIGUEL
"Makem say Uhhh!" by Master P. plays, and spotlights shine throughout the arena. Siren lights flash, giving the arena the look of a crime scene. Bad Brewster strolls to the ring with a gangster stride in his walk. He gets into the ring, and flips off everyone he sees, including the fans, referee, ring announcer, and television announcers. "A Touch of Grey" by The Grateful Dead plays as the lights dim. A few silver lights flash and begin to strobe. Starshine walks slowly out onto the entrance ramp and looks over the crowd. She looks at the ring and smiles, and then looks up, as if looking at the stars. She tosses her hair back over her shoulders and makes her way to the ring. She climbs through the ropes and stands in the center of the ring. She closes her eyes and waits for her opponent.
The Match Starts off With Bad Brewster taunting Starshine, Starshine punches him, Brewster acts like it didnt hurt, she does it again, He holds it in, and begins to Laugh, Stashine Kicks him in the balls, He bends over, She follows up with a snap mare take over, She hops up onto the top turnbuckle, and leaps off, he was to quick to his feet, and catches her, Slamming her down to the mat, He kicks her in the ribs, and laughs, again he kicks her in the ribs, She caughs, and trys to get up, again he kicks her, She rolls, and twists his ankle, sending him to the matt, she gets to her feet, giving him a dose of his own medicine. She puts the boots to him, Kicking him in the ribs, back, and ass. She looks to the crowd, and they start the PUFF PUFF chant, she pulls him up by his hair, and sends him back down with a massive snap suplex. She rolls up, but so does he, and He spears her into the turbuckle. He begins pummeling her with lefts and rights, Nailing Starshine in her face. Brewster slides out of the ring, grabbing a chair, but Starshine recovers quickly and leaps off the top rope dropkicking the chair, sending it smashing into his face, blood drips. Both are out. The ref looks on with disbeleif, when Starshine is the first one up. She Climbs back into the ring, and waits, Brewster gets to his feet, and is immediatley knocked on his ass, by a Suicide Dive by Starshine. Suddenly Bonecrusher runs out of the back, Devins Interfoxxianental title around his waist. He clothelines Starshine, and helps Brewster into the ring, He then picks up Starshine, and slams her to the cold concrete, picking her up for a DDT, Brewster stops him, motioning for him to bring her into the ring. He does, and the two begin an arsenal of double team moves. The two hit her with double DDT, laying her out, picking her back up, double powerbomb, picking her back up, double suplex. The Two brutes Laugh, then start taunting the crowd. ThunderKiss 65 hits the PA, and Devin Foxx runs down, pissed as hell. He slides into the ring ducking a clothesline by Brewster, then one by Bonecrusher, He bounces of the ropes clocking bonecrusher with a spinning heel kick to the face. Scrambling to get to his feet, he is caught by Brewster who pulls him up for a powerbomb, Devin reverses with a hurricanranna. He gets to his feet, Just in time to see starshine hitting Bonecrusher in the face with the interfoxxianental Championship belt!!!! Devin smiles and climbs the turnbuckle, He jumps off hitting Brewster with a corkscrew placha, Devin and Starshine stand back to back... Brewster and Bonecrusher slowly rise to their feet, Devin hooks bonecrusher around the neck, Starshine does the same to Brewster, Devin and Starshine look at each other, and then at the same time hit Brewster and Boncrusher with the WAIT AND BLEED!!!!!!! Devin gets to his feet, Stashine hands him his belt.... He throws the belt to the floor, and hooks her around the throat, he begins to run up the turnbuckle, but flips around, releasing her, standing face to face, he kisses her, Smiles, grabbing his belt her throws it over his shoulder, and climbs out. Starshine, seeing Brewster stirring Slaps the SPIRITUAL JOURNEY one him, he taps out pretty quickly... Devin Stands at the entrance looking on, smiling.....Fade to a commercial.
A MESSAGE BLARES OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER. "THIS MATCH HAS BEEN CHANGED THE COMMISH HAS DECREED THAT THIS MATCH WILL BE A SCAFFOLD MATCH, UNDER THE SCAFFOLD WILL BE A TWENTY FOOT HIGH PYRIMID OF TABLES. ALL NINE TABLES MUST BE SMASHED IN ORDER TO WIN THIS MATCH. WHOEVER PUTS THEIR OPPONENT THROUGH THE LAST STANDING TABLE WINS ALSO THIS WILL BE A TITLE VS. TITLE MATCH... SORRY FOR ANY INCONVIENENCE."
Razor and SPIDER K get into the ring, and are hoisted up, via cable to the ten foot wide, Thirty foot long Scaffold, Half over the croud, extending towards the ring. the end right above the peak of the pyramid of pain. Suddenly The ring crew brings out thirty panes of glass, boxed off. They set them around the ring, positioned so that the two men on the Scaffold have three choices, one, they can fall into the crowd, into the glass, or into the pyramid of tables. But if that wasnt enough, several dozen weapons lower from the ceiling above the scaffold, just within the reach of the two combatants. The match gets under way, Razor and Spider Trade off punches, both holding thier own. Razor gets the upper hand, and Spider K starts stumbling, but Spider drops to his knees, and low blows Razor. Razor falls to his knees, and Spider gets up, grabbing a singapore cane. He whips it across Razor's chest, Razor takes it, and asks for another one, Spider K is happy to oblige and smashes it across Razor's face, Razor flys back, Inches away from falling off. Spider k swings the cane again, but Razor blocks, and breaks the cane. Taking a crowbar from one of the many dangling ropes, he cracks Spider over the head, Spider Flys back, slipping and falling over the Side, Razor catches him by the foot, and barely gets him back to the Scaffold. Razor says something about both of the two men forfeiting and beating the commish's ass, Spider agrees but gets hit in the balls with the crowbar, Razor capatalizes and sets him up for a power Bomb, Spider K reverses, with a Hurricanranna, sacrificing himself, to hurt Razor, both men spiral down, crashing through four tables each, unconscious. The Ref starts counting...1....2....3....4....5....6....7....8....9.... Out of no where the Commisioner runs down, Sporting a referee shirt, he clocks the real ref with a stopsign, and takes his place. About half an hour later the fans are restless and pissed, Razor starts to stir, the last table sitting sideways over Spider K. Spider pushes the table off of him, and starts to get up, Razor boots him in the ribs and sets him up for the bloodied Razor, he pushes the table over to a normal standing position, and drags Spider K to the top of it. He Slaps the Bloodied razor on Him, breaking the table. He rolls over and raises his arms into the air... Commisioner FullClip shakes his head, as three more tables are brought down to ringside by Full Clips lackeys. Razor is infuriated, and gets in FullCLips Face, Fullclip Smacks him, Razor turns his back, and Full Clip, picks up a peice of broken Table, He breaks it over Razor's head, Razor stands still, not moving, Full Clip spins him around, but catches a boot to the Gut. Razor plants him to the ground with a stunning flowing DDT. Razor stands tall, but gets knocked out of the ring by a dropkick from the now awake Spider K, Razor crashes through a pane of glass, and Spider K climbs the top turnbuckle, Razor sloly rises, pissed as hell, yet still dazed. Spider K comes off the top with a huge flying cross body block, Razor catches it and slams him through yet another table. The first ref, calls for the bell awarding the match to RAZOR, YOUR WINNER AND STILL HARDKORE CHAMP, RAZOR, OH AND NEW U.S.CHAMPION RAZOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Razor takes his belts and leaves.
The Scene cuts to a backstage shot of the commisoner, FullClip is bloody and pissed..."Just beause you are the hardkore champ does not mean you can touch me... This aint the last you'll be hering from this sun of a biatch, COME CORRECT."
Bonecrusher, tragedy, and Redeem all stand in the ring, yelling and bitching at each other, Suddenly, (I know it's getting monotonous) The Commish runs down, and Handcuffs Boncrusher to the top rope, "Thas what you get for jumping a pretty HOE like Tragedy..." Teh commish walks away, Bonecrusher yelling and Screaming obscene words. Tragedy drop kicks Redeem sending him into the ropes, He bouces back, hitting her with a clothsline from hell, Redeem rolls under the bottom rope and picks up a chair, throwing it into the ring. Tragedy gets to her feet as Redeem gets into the ring, he ducks a right hook, and picks up the chair, slamming it down on her face, She falls to the ground, He picks her up, and scoop slams her on the chair. Going for the pin...1...2.... Kickout Redeem gets to his feet, So does she, They trade puches, but again he gets the upper hand, He Irish whips her into the corner, and hits her with a running forearm smash. She buckles and sits in the corner, he turns around to taunt the crowd but she hits him with a low blow, Rolling him up, and getting the pin, 1....2....3.... WINNER TRAGEDY............ The commish steps out, and says "NO NO NO, That Aint how it happened, Tragedy is disqualified, we can not have sexual harasment in the fed, No groping the testacles, You are disqualified" Tragedy gets pissed, and Redeem gets up Raising his arms... "OH NO BUDDY, YOU ARE ALSO DISQUALIFIED, You touched her ass....show him the footage boyz" The tron showing the scoop slam with Redeem touching Tragedy's butt, obviously not intentional... "That is no way for a man to act in the WCEW...HEHEH BITCHES, BONECRUSHER, YOUR DISQUALIFIED TOO FOR BEING A COMPLETE IDIOT, NEVER ATTACK SOMEONE IN THE BACK WHEN THEY CANT FIGHT BACK, YOU CHEAP ASS HOE, DAMN...." The scene fades to a commercial with the three wrestlers fighting....
(OOC NOTE: Adam, I'm sorry, but I lost your original interview. I remember the basics of it, so I'm posting my own version of it, a shortened and horribly disfigured version, but a version none the less. I'm sorry once again.) The scene fades over to the arena rooftop. Adam Weitz stands, staring over the edge of the building. He sees the camera and turns. His are are distract and red with tears. He speaks.
Adam: "I can't do this any more. Starshine, I'm sorry. Know that I love you and always will. Forgive me?"
Adam turns, running and leaping off the rooftop. The sound of crunching metal, and the death of Adam "The Dragon" Weitz echoes through the air as WCEW Thursday eXtreme Dream fades off the air.